WELCOME TO THE PRETTY OBSCENE UK WEBSTORE! 

Thanks for stopping by, we hope you find some amazingly pretty obscene items, from home goods like our wax melts to our bath and body range. 

We celebrate all things phallic here, baby! 

If you've had a bad day, melt it away with our luxurious organic & vegan member bath melts, while melting a lil' wax melt from our box o cox range of deliciously scented wax melts.

Whether you're shopping for that hen party, pride rager, or a gift for that one person we all know has EVERYTHING, or just looking for joy in your day, ) 'cause let's be honest who's day isn't made joyful with cox?! Ammi right?!?) Why not take a peek behind the curtains & see what might tickle your fancy! 

We're confident you'll love our range just as much as we do, why not cum, over to Instagram @prettyobsceneuk & check out behind the pretty obscenes at us creating our cox! We have all the latest arrivals, over there before they get added to this webstore, so go check out!

Did you know we write a webcomic too?! You didn't, well now you do...the demotivational Frankie the fuckofftopus is a..well so far inconsistent little shit, but we hope to have an almost daily shit post by him on his insta & his webcomic site. Link to be added* 

You can secure your very own Frankie the Fuckofftopus handmade desk buddie right here..soonish...

If you're the sensitive, prudish, generally boring as fuck, or the easily offended type, might we suggest you scroll away NOW! WE ARE NOT YOUR PEOPLE, THIS IS NOT YOUR TRIBE, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME & WE WONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 

If you're triggered by any of the content on this webstore, it ain't our responsibility to toptoe around your feelings, grow up & fuck off!